To write the impossible fic!

I see this meme has returned again. I had a lot of fun last time, we're being lashed by the worst storm in a decade, the roof is leaking again, and I need the distraction.

List three stories you think I will never ever write, and I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

[Edit] This meme is now closed. I'll post the snippets in a separate post today: seven pieces of crackfic!

To write the impossible fic!

I see this meme has returned again. I had a lot of fun last time, we're being lashed by the worst storm in a decade, the roof is leaking again, and I need the distraction.

List three stories you think I will never ever write, and I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

[Edit] This meme is now closed. I'll post the snippets in a separate post today: seven pieces of crackfic!