Fics I will never write (except for these bits)

I've finally written those snippets of fics you think I will never ever write. I might note that these are the best of a frightening bunch.

For mistraltoes:
( Vila becomes a Franciscan monk and nurses an injured and amnesiac Bayban back to health )

For kerravonsen:
( Hiro on the Liberator )

For jaxomsride:
( B7 fic totally smashing the fourth wall )

For sallymn:
( 'Sand' with Vila/Servalan instead of Tarrant )

For snowgrouse:
( Vila tries on Tarrant's leopard pants )

For entropy_house:
( Vila discovers that not only is Avon his brother, but due to mucking about with time-warps, also his father and therefore is the only suitable candidate to give Vila a kidney. )

Fics I will never write (except for these bits)

I've finally written those snippets of fics you think I will never ever write. I might note that these are the best of a frightening bunch.

For mistraltoes:
( Vila becomes a Franciscan monk and nurses an injured and amnesiac Bayban back to health )

For kerravonsen:
( Hiro on the Liberator )

For jaxomsride:
( B7 fic totally smashing the fourth wall )

For sallymn:
( 'Sand' with Vila/Servalan instead of Tarrant )

For snowgrouse:
( Vila tries on Tarrant's leopard pants )

For entropy_house:
( Vila discovers that not only is Avon his brother, but due to mucking about with time-warps, also his father and therefore is the only suitable candidate to give Vila a kidney. )