To write the impossible fic!

[vilakins]

I see this meme has returned again. I had a lot of fun last time, we're being lashed by the worst storm in a decade, the roof is leaking again, and I need the distraction.

List three stories you think I will never ever write, and I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

[Edit] This meme is now closed. I'll post the snippets in a separate post today: seven pieces of crackfic!

Comments

[crycraven.livejournal.com]

Hello - hope I'm not too late to play...

1) Through teleport Malfunction, Vila finds out he's pregnant with Avon's child.

2) PGP, only survivor Vila is horrendously mutilated and ends up killing himself.

3) During a recon on a jungle planet Avon gets bitten on the penis by a poisonous snake and Vila has to suck out the poison. During this, despite the near death and the agony, they find time for a spot of oral sex. And details, please...

(number 3?...bargepole...?)
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[vilakins.livejournal.com]

Wow, I can write most things but you're making it very hard here. [flails with bargepole]

[crycraven.livejournal.com]

*evil, gleeful grin*