To write the impossible fic

[vilakins]

Everyone's been doing this meme while I was asleep or at work.

Name three fics you think I will never ever write, and I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

I may not be quick as I'm about to go to bed, then work, but I shall put my answers in a new post tomorrow evening.

[is a bit afraid]

[Edit] I was right to be. I'm off to work now but I'll have a go tonight.