Protect your banana!

[vilakins]

Discovered in a Gmail ad (while I was discussing food items): The Banana Guard! It comes in nine colours:

• Ravishing Red
  
• Outrageous Orange
  
• Mellow Yellow
  
• Sublime Green
  
• Skyhigh Blue
  
• DeepSea Blue
  
• Passionate Purple
  
• Pretty in Pink
  
• Glow in the Dark

"Makes a great gift for banana lovers everywhere." Sorry it's a bit late for Christmas. :-P

Bwahahaha at the FAQs. I like these people.