Ficlet: Notice Board

[vilakins]

And this one was for last week's b7friday challenge to let the characters do the writing. 222 words set in season 1.

Notice Board

This notice board is for the use of any crewmember to communicate with those on different shifts.
Blake

I cannot think of any reason to do so.
Avon

Has anyone seen my pink negligee?
Jenna

Unfortunately not. But I bet you wish Blake had.
Vila

You're on thin ice, Vila.
Blake

Found it. Sorry. BTW the port drive is a little sluggish.
Jenna

Who ate the leftover vinders?
Vila

I'm delighted to see that this board is as effective as most of Blake's ideas.
Avon

Me.
Gan

Avon, the port drive is worse. I can now hear a whine in one of the fission units.
Jenna

I was looking forward to that as dessert.
Cally

How many times do I have to report the port drive problems?
Jenna

There's a jar of old gherkins and some plum jam at the back of the stasis unit.
Vila

As many as you wish. I merely note that you have yet to express a request.
Avon

Thank you, Vila. Lovely!
Cally

All right, Avon, you pedantic, arrogant, supercilious bastard. FIX THE DRIVE!
Jenna

[applause from the sidelines!]
Vila

And you can help, smarty-pants.
Jenna

Do I really deserve that?
Avon

I certainly don't.
Vila

Right, you lot. As none of you seem capable of using this board for its intended purpose, I'm taking it down.
Blake