B7 Crackficathon story: Wishful Thinking

[vilakins]

Here's my Blake's 7 crackficathon story. Many thanks to astrogirl2 for her excellent beta-reading.

Wishful Thinking

We were allowed to pick freely from a mind-bogglingly bizarre set of requests. The one I chose was #36, which I won't quote to avoid spoilerage.