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Nico ([personal profile] vilakins) wrote2008-07-05 04:16 pm
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German DIY speed-bump vid

Bwahahaha! [livejournal.com profile] linda_joyce sent me this German vid which turned out to be an ad. For those who don't speak German, here's a quick and dirty translation from me which won't spoil the fun and will improve your enjoyment.:

"What're you doing there, Giesele? Man, the camera's already running. Come over here! C'mon! ... So, haha! Now just you wait, wait, lad! ... You'll see, lad. You won't go through here again. ... Ach, man, Giesele, not with the flowers again. Here, over here! Yes, yes. ... Ah, here he comes, here he comes, let me have the camera!"
[grabs camera from Giesele]
"Boy, boy boy... cool!"
[shocked look from Giesele]

German DIY speed-bump vid

At the end FWIW: You have a better DIY idea? Make it with Toom Builders' Market and win 5000 euros.

[identity profile] entropy-house.livejournal.com 2008-07-05 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Bwahahahahahaha! Oh, that's great. :^)

[identity profile] vilakins.livejournal.com 2008-07-05 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
It made me laugh so much.

[identity profile] entropy-house.livejournal.com 2008-07-05 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
It was so perfect, down to the home-style camera-work. :^)

[identity profile] entropy-house.livejournal.com 2008-07-05 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
This is another from the same store- it's a robot that helps you find merchandise. COol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwB8il81kmI&feature=related

[identity profile] vilakins.livejournal.com 2008-07-05 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Awww, he's called Toomas! I like the way his eyes blink.

We need one of those at Placemakers, the equivalent here: just as big and hard to find things in.

[identity profile] entropy-house.livejournal.com 2008-07-05 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
I noticed Toomas did seem to watch women's boobs a lot. But then, he's a guy. :^)

[identity profile] linda-joyce.livejournal.com 2008-07-05 10:08 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks for the translation, I got the odd word, like come and flowers, but even not understanding it it had me in fits and wishing it was for real. There's a boy racer that comes up the hill at what fells like 90 miles per hour that we residents would pay good money to do something about.

[identity profile] vilakins.livejournal.com 2008-07-05 10:11 am (UTC)(link)
Sadly, taking idiots out of the gene pool is frowned on by the authorities.
trixieleitz: text: "that is uterly WET. QED ." (Molesworth wet Q.E.D)

[personal profile] trixieleitz 2008-07-05 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
Because of their own finely-honed survival instincts :/

[identity profile] vilakins.livejournal.com 2008-07-05 10:28 am (UTC)(link)
Point!

[identity profile] vjezkova.livejournal.com 2008-07-05 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahaha, and this German voice after...heee!

[identity profile] vilakins.livejournal.com 2008-07-05 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Toll, nicht?

[identity profile] jecono.livejournal.com 2008-07-06 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
:) I've never seen that one before! I laughed so hard. Thank you for posting!

[identity profile] vilakins.livejournal.com 2008-07-07 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't it great! It's a good antidote to the depressing program I watched last night.

[identity profile] sorsha-khan.livejournal.com 2008-07-07 12:07 pm (UTC)(link)
X-D Can I place an order for German speed bump please?

[identity profile] vilakins.livejournal.com 2008-07-07 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think he's gone into mass production yet. ;-)