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Nico ([personal profile] vilakins) wrote2007-07-07 07:17 pm

Holiday with House

I was surprised and amused to get an e-mail with the subject "Sign up to win a Tropical Escape with House..."

Yep, it was truncated in my in-box; the words "of Travel" were missing. Still for a moment there, I thought it was a unique mixture of an idyllic getaway with one of the last people I'd go on a free holiday with. The plane trip alone would be hell going by what I've seen on House on a plane: as bad as snakes.

[identity profile] jthijsen.livejournal.com 2007-07-07 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
I'd love to be in the same plane as House, but not next to him. The row behind him where I could listen to him make someone *else* miserable would be perfect, though.

[identity profile] vilakins.livejournal.com 2007-07-07 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, but would you go on a tropical holiday with him? Even if it was to Port Vila?
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[personal profile] trixieleitz 2007-07-07 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
Just don't believe a word he says, and you'll be fine ;)

And no, I wouldn't go on a holiday with him, either.

[identity profile] vilakins.livejournal.com 2007-07-07 10:34 am (UTC)(link)
He'd be diagnosing me with everything you can get in the tropics.
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[personal profile] trixieleitz 2007-07-07 11:45 am (UTC)(link)
And the rest :)

[identity profile] san-valentine.livejournal.com 2007-07-07 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know, he's a lazy sod at heart, and a medical snob. You'd have to come down with something really obscure to get him interested. Otherwise he'd probably just lie on a sun lounger and bitch about everyone in sight.

[identity profile] executrix.livejournal.com 2007-07-07 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Third prize, THREE weeks in Philadelphia.

[identity profile] vilakins.livejournal.com 2007-07-07 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I can imagine House objecting to the name alone for its nauseatingly hopeful and in his case oxymoronic meaning.

[identity profile] san-valentine.livejournal.com 2007-07-07 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm suddenly wondering what would happen if you put House and Avon in a room together. Imagine House trying to diagnose something that Avon's got.

It would be worth watching - from a safe distance.

[identity profile] sorsha-khan.livejournal.com 2007-07-07 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
That's (beautifully) sadistic. As for safe distance - just how far is the Horse Nebula?
:-D

[identity profile] vilakins.livejournal.com 2007-07-07 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone's written those two, [livejournal.com profile] mistraltoes, I think. [looks around] Yep; couldn't find it on LJ but it was on her site here (http://www.mistralamara.net/Fanfiction/intervention.html).

[identity profile] jaxomsride.livejournal.com 2007-07-07 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
He really must have shook House up to get him to part voluntarily with one of THOSE tablets.

I'd be more entertained than annoyed by House I think but then I enjoy good snark and can give as good as I get.

[identity profile] sallymn.livejournal.com 2007-07-08 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh wow... I'd love to see it :)