No dragons called Servalan though

[vilakins]

Eh, everyone else is doing it. I did like steverogerson the giant spider, the crudely-daubed pictures of Blake's 7, and entropy_house the owlbear (very much her style).

I escaped from the Dungeon of Vilakins!

I killed Lady Smith the rat, Gair the arch-demon, Sallymn the nymph and Entropy House the owlbear.

I looted the Wand of Food, the Sceptre of Blake's 7, the Armour of Daiseechain, the Dagger of Shimere277, a Figurine of Zoefruitcake, a Figurine of Glitterboy1, the Amulet of Writing, the Armour of Astrogirl2, the Sword of Vila Restal, the Amulet of Kerravonsen and 131 gold pieces.

Score: 306

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Comments

[hafren.livejournal.com]

I do believe I've just figured it - you can't do it just by running away, you have to kill people... Argh.

[vilakins.livejournal.com]

You don't have to (Vila didn't) and whether you succeed in killing them before they kill you depends on your and their hit points and a virtual die roll.

[entropy-house.livejournal.com]

If you kill people critters, you get to take whatever gold they're carrying, and sometimes they're guarding a door you'd like to go through, but nearly always you can get to the room on the other side of the door by going around, and when you're low on hitpoints, it's not worth risking your life to kill something and get their money. At least they won't attack unless you attack them.

[astrogirl2.livejournal.com]

I have armor named after me! Yay!

[vilakins.livejournal.com]

It had pointy shoulders and a Marvin the Martian helmet. :-)

[hafren.livejournal.com]

The Sword of Vila Restal????

[vilakins.livejournal.com]

He was a big mean troll (with nice brown eyes) but I think it was all pretence. His sword was one of those rubber play ones.

[altariel.livejournal.com]

There was an altar to Vilakins in my dungeon, so I knelt and prayed, and nothing happened. I suspect you move in mysterious ways.

[redstarrobot.livejournal.com]

You, uh, need to keep praying. They randomize the result. :)

[altariel.livejournal.com]

I discovered that in a later game. Prayed and prayed to some other god and did very well for several goes - then got zapped by a lightning bolt. There's a lesson there.

[redstarrobot.livejournal.com]

You're just not cut out to be a cleric, I fear...

[vilakins.livejournal.com]

I do. And slowly. A millennium is as a day to me.

[imhilien.livejournal.com]

Great fun - I needed a good laugh today. I got the crudely-daubed pictures of Farscape... :-p

[vilakins.livejournal.com]

Done by Rygel? :-) I have to wonder in what sense the 'crudely' was meant.

[imhilien.livejournal.com]

Rygel was probably the culprit (grin).

[steverogerson.livejournal.com]

I trust I was a *hairy* spider.

I have a wall of femslash and a statue of Og in my dungeon.

[vilakins.livejournal.com]

Nah, all the kairopan made it fall out.

I noticed! :-D

[sallymn.livejournal.com]

Sallymn the nymph... someone needs their medieval eyeglasses checked :)

[vilakins.livejournal.com]

I got all those people with the Wand of Food. Powerful stuff--well, it's my Achilles' heel.

[lizamanynames.livejournal.com]

...I'm a rat. And you killed me with a Wand of Food. *pouts*

[entropy-house.livejournal.com]

Heck, if you're a rat, using a wand on you would be a waste. I just punched the suckers bare-handed (or used a sword on them.)

[lizamanynames.livejournal.com]

*wibbles*

[entropy-house.livejournal.com]

*pat* *pat* Poor little ratty.

[vilakins.livejournal.com]

I was trying to turn you into something more edible.

[lizamanynames.livejournal.com]

O_o

...why, Nico, I didn't know you cared. *bats eyelashes*

[vilakins.livejournal.com]

Those are lovely lashes for a rattie!

[lizamanynames.livejournal.com]

*rotfl*

[daiseechain.livejournal.com]

Alas! I have no armour. Although I do have a thwacking great sword made of railroad steel. I recommend making off with that instead. As long as you can heft it, its very handy for hitting folk over the head.

The Amulet of Writing sounds very cool.

[vilakins.livejournal.com]

It seems to be working. I've managed to get two stories finished since then.

Please don't hit me with a railway sword though. I've got a delicate head.