Starship meme

[vilakins]

Just time for a starship meme before bed, gacked from astrogirl2.

Fear my terrifying weapon system!

The Detailed Starship Quiz LiveJournal Username Spaceship Name Spaceship Size VW BugSedanJet FighterFishing YachtTractor-TrailerAttack SubmarineNuclear Missile SubmarineAircraft CarrierQueen Mary Luxury LinerManhattan How is the spaceship piloted? YokeStickAs above, plus plenty of two-pole switches and buttons that light up when pressedTouch screensThere's one guy with a joystick in each hand, and we all just watch himNeural interfaceA full-body harnessThe pilot must be suspended in gooSome inscrutible alien attached to the ship does itRock MusicMarvin Gaye's Sexual PilotingThe main control is a teddy bear; piloting is by strategically hugging itPassive-aggressive banter with ship's computerThe Time Lords or Somebody tells us where to goThinking really hard about the destination How is the spaceship powered? FissionFusionAntimatterIrradiating CrystalsRock MusicCoal-fired SteamWood-burning SteamGasolineLoveForcing two people who can't stand each other to make out on the bridgeBaby sealsSmilesDimensional AnomalyBy feeding the alien creature that's the engineSexual FrustrationEarl Gray TeaMilkWaterGarbageTickling a member of an alien species while it's hooked up to the reactorOstrich or Chicken Critters on Treadmills What's the upholstery like on the seats? Hard PlasticSoft PlasticCloth UpholsteryLeather UpholsteryCloth like a Louis XIV CouchThat gel stuff they put on bike seatsBeanbag chairsInflatable chairsVinylBaby SealBrushed Aluminum How do you see outside the spaceship? PortholesLarge, hopefully sturdy windowsBig flat screenHolographic projector in center of bridgeSmall screens near each stationWristwatch TVsThe power of imaginationThe computer narrates like a movie for the blindThe computer sings an Australian songline What's the spaceship's primary purpose? PleasureExplorationCombatCargo HaulingGarbage DisposalScienceAgricultureRaw Materials ExtractionTransportationCommunicationsSmugglingGamblingSpreading Love and HappinessRock MusicOther What's the Captain's catchphrase? Main Weapon System: Christina Aguilera Main Defensive System: Granola Chance of catastrophic failure at critical moments 29% Voice of the ship's computer: snowgrouse Finds mandatory uniform unflattering: jhall1 Looks sexy in mandatory uniform: matildabj Ripped sleeves off mandatory uniform: daiseechain Spends an unhealthy amount of time in the weapons locker: altariel1 This Fun Quiz created by Akhmed at BlogQuiz.Net

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Comments

[altariel.livejournal.com]

Spends an unhealthy amount of time in the weapons locker

Mine is an evil laugh.

[vilakins.livejournal.com]

I thought you'd like that!

[entropy-house.livejournal.com]

Your weapon's system is *MUCH* better than mine. Fortunately, my ship seldom fights anyone.

[vilakins.livejournal.com]

Probably because no one wants to play patty-cake with you!

[entropy-house.livejournal.com]

I felt the cow-catapult was rather cruel, so I modified it into a cow-pattypult. I expect that's as good a deterrent, and this way we still have the milk to go with our cookies.

[jhall1.livejournal.com]

Finds mandatory uniform unflattering: jhall1

Unfortunately, on me any uniform would be unflattering. :)

[vilakins.livejournal.com]

Even brown leather piped with gold?

[jhall1.livejournal.com]

:)

I think I'd prefer something similar to an RAF officer's uniform.

[vilakins.livejournal.com]

Very smart, Space Officer Bigglesworth! And a handlebar moustache to match?

[jhall1.livejournal.com]

I might draw the line at the moustache. :)

WE Johns did write at least one children's SF novel in addition to his better-known Biggles books, since I was given it as a present when I was about twelve years old.

[vilakins.livejournal.com]

I didn't know that! I loved the WW1 Sopwith Camel ones best. :-)