vilakins: My cats Claudia and Tessa in the same curled-up pose (copycats)
Nico ([personal profile] vilakins) wrote2005-12-06 07:14 pm
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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Monday I punched [livejournal.com profile] communicator in the arm (-1 points). Last month I broke [livejournal.com profile] spacefall's X-Box (-12 points). In March I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-30 points). In July I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In August I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] vila_restal (10 points).

Overall, I've been nice (293 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!

Sincerely,
vilakins

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I'd like a toy train. I loved my old green Hornby and wish I stilll had it.

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[identity profile] astrogirl2.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Did Vila enjoy the porn? :)

[identity profile] vilakins.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
He did! He was very, um, touched.

[identity profile] astrogirl2.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
Ha! I'll bet he was. :)

[identity profile] imhilien.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
You porn-buying girl... (sighs and shakes head mournfully) ;-)

[identity profile] vilakins.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 09:54 am (UTC)(link)
What, you're not worried about Duluth?

Eh. Vila can twist me round his little finger.

[identity profile] zoefruitcake.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
In August I bought porn for vila_restal

crikey!

[identity profile] vilakins.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 09:59 am (UTC)(link)
It was only a Victoria's Secrets catalogue. You should have seen his little face light up though.
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[identity profile] jomacmouse.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
For the catalogue itself, or the opportunity to further plan the uniforms of the Royal Mounties? :)

[identity profile] vilakins.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahhh, both?

You have to take a look here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/vilakins/109886.html) for Vila in his palace with me and Minnie (who did the pic) as his Mounties. ;-)
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[identity profile] jomacmouse.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Minnie is a very clever person with an art programme. And the comment thread beneath is wonderful too :D

[identity profile] communicator.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
Ouch!

*gives wedgie*

[identity profile] vilakins.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 09:57 am (UTC)(link)
[squeals]

[identity profile] entropy-house.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
You must not have been nearly as ruthless a dictator as [livejournal.com profile] blakefancier. She got -700 points for doing the same thing to Duluth.

[identity profile] vilakins.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I was feeling a bit sorry for Duluth when I took up office. They've had a bad run.

[identity profile] entropy-house.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure 'lack of sympathy' is one of the job-requirements for heartless dictators. Oh, well, it *was* a temp. position. :^)
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