vilakins: Vila looking questioning (eh?)
Nico ([personal profile] vilakins) wrote2005-09-30 10:14 pm

Can I afford it?

This is part of an e-mail I got today from my ISP. (Orcon, you know who you are.)

Your current account balance is $0.00.

This balance needs to be paid within 10 days of the invoice date.

You can see how this balance is made up and see a complete breakdown of invoices and receipts online at our website.
They go on to give a snail-mail address to which I can post a cheque.

[identity profile] executrix.livejournal.com 2005-09-30 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
The two accepted tactics in that situation are:
1. For nice people: send them a cheque for $0.00.
2. For not-so-nice people: send them a cheque for $0.01 and make them spent $5.00 to issue you a refund.

[identity profile] vilakins.livejournal.com 2005-09-30 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL. Greg suggested I offer to pay it off half each month, but I said it would take forever.

[identity profile] executrix.livejournal.com 2005-09-30 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
WARNING: Politically incorrect

The Polish national lottery: the top prize is a million dollars...a dollar a year for a million year.