Desktop siege weapons

[vilakins]

I lust after these: desktop working ballistae, trebuchets, and other siege weapons and I love this quote:

This product line would be expanding a lot faster if my Lawyer guys didn't insist on the pieces being non-lethal.

In the meantime, I'm attempting to address the worrisome shortage of amplified ethnic percussion instruments in the workplace.

Comments

[jhall1.livejournal.com]

"This product line would be expanding a lot faster if my Lawyer guys didn't insist on the pieces being non-lethal."

Guess that rules out staplers, then. :)

[vilakins.livejournal.com]

Not my red Swingline, it doesn't!

[daiseechain.livejournal.com]

So. Very. Cool.

*wants*

[vilakins.livejournal.com]

I'd go for a ballista or trebuchet if I could afford it.