Bwhaahahahahaha! Laughed from beginning to end :D I love even the gratuitous Avon-falling-on-top-of-Blake moment--brilliant. (Shouldn't there be a question mark after "Beautifully or otherwise," though?)

But oh, man. I do love B7 and the fandom so much, still, because it can always produce quality AU/crack stuff like this. This was a wonderful thing to read the first thing after waking up :D