28 Feb 2007

vilakins: (sleeping)

I say, Jeeves. I desire a 30s clock which will wake me with the mellifluous tones of Stephen Fry. It would be quite the thing, if I did not already possess a newfangled gadget that wakes me when I'm bobbing near the surface as it were. There are 50 wake-up different messages, but one of my favourites is: "I'm sorry to disturb you, sir, but it appears to be morning. Very inconvenient, I agree. I believe it is the rotation of the earth that is to blame, sir."

I love the whole style of this site; even the FAQs and order page are fun to read. Apparently there will be a 'madam' version out on May. Humph. I'd rather be 'sir'. I loathe being called 'madam'; I don't run a brothel or peer at people through a lorgnette over an enormous, heaving floral-clad bosom, dammit.

Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] britgeekgrrl for the link.

vilakins: (sleeping)

I say, Jeeves. I desire a 30s clock which will wake me with the mellifluous tones of Stephen Fry. It would be quite the thing, if I did not already possess a newfangled gadget that wakes me when I'm bobbing near the surface as it were. There are 50 wake-up different messages, but one of my favourites is: "I'm sorry to disturb you, sir, but it appears to be morning. Very inconvenient, I agree. I believe it is the rotation of the earth that is to blame, sir."

I love the whole style of this site; even the FAQs and order page are fun to read. Apparently there will be a 'madam' version out on May. Humph. I'd rather be 'sir'. I loathe being called 'madam'; I don't run a brothel or peer at people through a lorgnette over an enormous, heaving floral-clad bosom, dammit.

Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] britgeekgrrl for the link.

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