House drinking game

[vilakins]

I've only seen 10 eps of House so far, less than half of season 1, but there's a pattern. Don't get me wrong, I love it for its main character and his snark, and this week they did change things a bit by having a different outcome (and Greg guessed the disease halfway through) but you could guarantee yourself five drinks in this drinking game.

The House Drinking Game

Have a drink each time:

• the patient seizes
  
• the patient almost dies because they try the wrong treatment
  
• the patient almost dies again because they try a different wrong treatment
  
• House insults the patient
  
• House insults his staff
  
• House guesses what's really wrong because of an encounter with a clinic walk-in
  
• House has a close moment with the member of staff he insulted most

I was sorry House got out of his clinic duty this week; I love his reactions to the random walk-ins.